Some people think having no shame and rolling through the park like it’s their living room means they give off a relaxed, groovy vibe. Sorry, but when you scoot by us in your orange pants singing “Jeremy,” what you’re really saying is, “I’m on the planet Me and the rest of you can fuck off.” That’s not being “groovy” you fucking asshole. That’s called “picking a fight.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If your kids have moved out and your wife no longer gives a shit what you have to say it’s time to tell them all to fuck off and start a new life as a really slutty Fleetwood Mac groupie with venereal warts.
