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  Oh look, a rodeo clown had to get dressed up for a funeral. What died, his chances of getting any girl with an IQ over 100?
  
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  When we said boots and shorts is a funny idea we were fucking hungover and feeling cruel. This joke has now gone way too far and we are about to institute a recall that’s going to make Mattel look like pussies.
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