DOS & DON'TS

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  Trying to re-invent the hat is like having upside-down chairs in your kitchen and a fridge that opens from the bottom.
  
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  DOs & DON'Ts

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  Throwing black-girl goth boots and a white-guy business blazer on a sweaty Brazilian banger is like, wait, I don’t give a shit what you throw on this piece of shit.
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  DOs & DON'Ts