Staying home from school when you’re sick can be a fucking bummer but if you are really charming (like bordering on hypnotist), you can get your pals to skip school with you and have one of Megan’s trademark Bedroom Blowouts.
Hey Brandon (it could be Jeff, doesn’t matter), thanks for yet again fulfilling the age-old stereotype that every frat boy who “tackles slampigs” and “crushes pink” is secretly 100% gay. This is like a photo of a black person talking too loud at a movie. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts