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  Fat feminists don’t like little girls playing with Barbies because it provides an “unattainable body image” but how about when girls not only attain that image but dress it up like they're the CEO of the Navy’s Joy Division?
  
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  Word of warning: Do not leave magical “come to life” powder near your dingleberries. It will follow you around for the rest of your life thanking you.
  
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