Let’s get something straight with all this tomboy love: we’re not saying girls in heels and dresses are gross. In fact, without a big dose of ladyness (see bracelets and make-up here) you end up with bull dyke and not even lesbians find them attractive. In order for tomboy to work it has to seem a bit off. Like a wolf (hot girl) in sheep’s (boys’) clothing. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you ever wake up at the back of some wharf with your head ringing and the sound of chickens coming from somewhere, just talk to my man Yurgos here. He's a totally stand-up guy and will help you out of your fix with bare minimal sodomizing. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
