Since the bogeyman retired, big sisters have been scaring their siblings with stories of the Sex Squad Man who is under your bed right now and can’t wait to tickle you. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Dressing like Peggy Bundy if she put on all her clothes with a cannon is such a rude mess of drunken perfection you can feel the thumb up your asshole just looking at her. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
