Letting your husband take pictures of your splayed rubber cavern of a vagina getting impaled by a giant purple dildo in the middle of a busy highway for him to post on message boards as a last-ditch concession to keep him from leaving you for the 20-year-old stripper he goes to see every night must be exhausting. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
According to some fashion blogs, those crinkly raincoat dresses are played out and "chunky belts" are strictly for fat girls trying to simulate a waistline. So I guess that means you'll be wanting to lose them about now... Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
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