Shoveling snow off the steps of your parents’ house is about as metal as two dolphins jumping over a rainbow and tongue kissing. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
I can’t tell if he just got to his chest and said “Fuck it,” or saw himself in the mirror and was like “Hang on a sec, why make myself a half-assed woman when I can just be a cool gay dude on top of a really hot girl?” but it’s kind of making me want to do both. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
