Dear horny guys without a single ounce of shame in their entire fucking bodies,
Please know that the only thing keeping the rest of us from booting you so hard in the balls that your screams get pregnant is the possibility that you'd get off on that too.
The great thing about Japan is even if you don't make it as a doctor or a salaryman that doesn't mean you're out of the running. You just go the opposite route and end up Oishi, the black-out king of Hokkaido.
