She’s a DO as in “I’d like to DO things to you and make you use your outside voice while I’m inside of you,” but also a DON’T as in “you DON’T have any style and your outfit has the sex appeal of a school-bus fire.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Dressing like a naive ginger turtle is only a good idea if you're actually trying to find out how to "get to fuck" or where the nearest dank alleyway is. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts