Ice cream attack! Ice cream attack! Jesus, how old are you? Do you also take huge bites of scalding tacos and then spit it onto the table while you’re gagging because you didn’t check how hot it was? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves.
