If there’s nothing going on tonight don’t sit on your ass. Pull out the video camera and film your most attractive friend putting condiments up his ass for some erotic men’s site. Sure it seems a little embarrassing, but there’s no way anyone’s ever going to see it and you’ll both make $500.
“So do you want to have a cookie-sheet/Wiffle Ball bat war in the rain or do you want to be a fucking pussy for your whole life?” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
