If you’re not in the mood to slut it out and get all stiletto on our ass, please feel free to go nautical circa Built by Wendy 2001. It’s the lust of Meatballs with the laughs of Caddyshack and the femininity of Little Darlings. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Ex-hippie dad sucks because he refers to his four-year-old daughter as "man" and gets weird when you ask for advice about anything other than music. Regular dad sucks because he thinks "ass" is a swear and has the same three jokes on permanent rotation. Dads that land dead in the middle raise such perfect, marryable children they turn everybody they meet into a drooling Jewish grandmother at the supermarket. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
