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  I know you think this is just another reductivist fundie with no real grasp on the issue, but if we accept the fact that "Mean People Suck" then by the Transitive Property of Stupid T-Shirts it follows that "Abortions Suck," which, technically, is correct.
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  “Dear blog about my awful life,
  We had a party to celebrate the six-week anniversary of Mary’s erotica website and it ruled. Steve and Billy baked these hilarious cock cupcakes and they were a huge hit, especially with all the decaying old prunes who made up 89 percent of the guests.”
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