Why do girls keep grabbing each other's lower lip every time you point a camera at them and, more importantly, why the fuck does that turn us on? Is it because that's how you used to pick out healthy horses and now we've all got a vestigial gum fetish, or do our minds just take that "millions of fish in the sea" crap way too literally? Comments/Enlarge See all
Oh look, a rodeo clown had to get dressed up for a funeral. What died, his chances of getting any girl with an IQ over 100?
