It’s OK to “own it” if you’re black or gay or something else that some people think is shitty but isn’t shitty at all. However, being too lazy to walk IS shitty.
One bottle of wine is a good drunk but some stupid shit will still come out of your mouth. Two bottles at once means the only things that are going to come out of your mouth are “barf” and “can I put my cocks in your tits?”