Stop making that corny "man playing the world's smallest violin" gesture whenever you have to listen to some saddie's sob story. We're phasing it out for Richie Basements and his two-string dumpster ukulele. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
The secret to partying is to deserve it. When you go out every night the whole thing becomes a big boring chore, but when you just finished a huge project and everyone else is happy to be there the night is so fun you wish your brain recorded video.
