DOS & DON'TS

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  Hey, baby man. You don’t need to put four things on your head (including two hats?), but if you do, you might not want to draw attention to yourself by picking the living shit out of your nose. We are all looking at you and thinking about your dad and condoms.
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  Girls with guns are fucking hot and they give all guys a bulge in the front of their pants, but when she’s in Israel things get real dark real fast and the bulge ends up coming out the back of our pants instead.
  
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