DOS & DON'TS

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  Not giving a shit about how you look can be a bummer, but spending every waking moment on things like what pant leg goes where and how many pounds of hat you can fit on your head makes you look like Jay McCarroll at a Thinking-Too-Hard Festival.
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  Having two punk chicks magically appear in front of you and start eating each other out sounds amazing in your head, then it happens in real life and you’re kind of shocked at how sad it is.
  
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