Older chicks rule because their apartments are always clean, they know how to cook a nice meal, and they are super-grateful when you eat them out. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Tattoos on your ass FUCKING kill and we can only imagine what piercings (yes those are real) do to the equation but is it not worth a bit of suffering to convert a moon from a silly boyhood gesture to a nuclear holocaust of destruction? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
