It’s one thing to still live at home when you’re over 20 but to believe in Santa and God and think they’re with you everywhere you go? Dude, grow the fuck up.
Helpful hint: the only ironic tattoos currently considered amusing are mid-90’s homages like a yin-yang on your shoulderblade or that sun with the squiggly beams radiating out of your bellybutton. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
