Wow. Carrying around a jambox is one thing, but how into yourself have you got to be to set up an entire throne for your personality and read A Clockwork Orange while smoking cigarettes (he even brought his own little pocket ashtray with lid) like you're living out some 8th-grader in detention's fantasy of what living in New York is going to be like? The bottom half of his mirror must be permanently frosted in jizz. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Girls with guns are fucking hot and they give all guys a bulge in the front of their pants, but when she’s in Israel things get real dark real fast and the bulge ends up coming out the back of our pants instead.
