Remember in high school when you thought this is what your wedding was going to look like? That was a weird phase. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Once I was at a Vagina Monologues cast party and I blacked out. The next morning I woke up in a tub of ice with my balls missing and a letter that said, “Dear John, Fuck you. Sincerely, Your Balls.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts