“Normal” people diss “hipsters” for wearing “skinny jeans” but I’d rather have my dick and balls crushed to death by a Cheap Mondays delivery truck than be seen alive IN these over-designed, gay back-pocketed, distressed atrocities worn by 75 per cent of the male “normal” population. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If you’re worried your friend is getting laid more than you, one way of dealing with it is to turn yourself into a slightly shittier version of him and do everything he does. That way when girls look at the two of you, they’ll go “Hmm, he seems cool,” then turn to you and be like, “Wait a minute, I thought he was cool. What’s going on here?” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
