This one goes out to the Suspicious Samuel in the top right corner. A barfloor orgy is supposed to be about trust (especially when it’s of the impromptu quick-the-owner- is-in-the-can variety) and stuffing your wallet into your gym sock puts everyone on edge worse than those creeps who wear ski masks. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
He may have been a fascist pig but getting a huge tattoo of Mussolini on your arm at a public tattoo expo? That takes balls the size of... hang on a second, this guy is a total fucking idiot who deserves to get hep C. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
