Picking up a girl who wears tons of make-up is a bummer because after spending all night getting her to come over, you wake up with fucked-up pillows and somebody you’ve never seen before.
Forget false metal, someone really needs to call for a death to false nerds. We're talking about all these frat guys and regular bitches who saw Juno and decided to retrofit their boring personalities with a bunch of shitty cartoon characters and video games they don't know the name of. Who do we talk to about getting this done? Who's the current Nerdatollah, Harry Knowles?
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RICKY POWELL
RICHARD KERN
WORDS AND HATE
SAME-TO-SAME
DARK NATURE SCENE
SAM GORDON
MORE NATURE
THE DARK ELVES OF DARKON
NATASHA LYONNE BY PATRICK O'DELL
SANTAS
TERRY RICHARDSON
LEGS
FOOD
PEOPLE
YARD SALE BY KEVIN TRAGESER
CARS
GILBERT WITH HERPES BY TERRANCE KOH
RYAN MCGINLEY
RUSSIAN BIKER GANGS BY LEIGH LEDARE
WAR AND VIOLENCE
ANIMALS
HUNTING
MINUTEMEN BY JEREMY LIEBMAN
EYES
STUFF ON FACES
JERRY HSU
PEOPLE PASSED OUT
BABY MUMMY BY BRADFORD GREGORY
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