She shows up at the bar wearing a Mexican blanket thing and carrying a Borges book, wagging her finger in your face for still being out at 4 AM on a Tuesday. And what do you do? Follow her home like a puppy while your friends belittle you. Because look at her. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
The only people more pathetic than that bottom rung of actors they pull from to do infomercials and red-carpet interviews are the ones right below it, practice-laughing in the bathroom mirror and salivating at the thought of asking Chloë Moretz what it was like working with Steve Zahn. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
