I know this looks like a couple of pencil-assed CPAs from Santa Barbara living out their sad, weird, five-year-old- girl-meets-obese- 15-year-old- queer unicorn fantasies for one week of their lives at Burning Man, but guess what? It ain’t. This right here is a pair of bonafide Fire Island locals who’ve made that sad fantasy their actual lives. Which kinda rules. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Can you beat this? He brought ghetto matching to Suicidal Tendencies, Yasser Arafat, and the cutters from Breaking Away. It’s as though East Harlem was a Bill and Ted collection of all the greatest people throughout history. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
