When you’re this pretty, every retarded affectation you stick on your face becomes a dignified eccentricity that no man with a penis would dare question.
Native Americans may have garnered a lot of cred by making something out of every part of the buffalo, but they will forever pale in comparison to the natives of Quebec until they learn to make something delicious out of every part of everything. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
