What’s a bigger loser than passing out in a stall because you’re too drunk? Here’s an idea, Jonathan, sneak out and go home. You don’t have to say goodbye or explain that you can’t hang. Just vanish. It’s far more noble than becoming a laugh model for the rest of us.
Putting on BET after a couple of bong rips can be eye-opening, but it comes nowhere near to the levels of cultural bemazement you get from taking a pair of stoned Indian kids to Becky's BBW Burlesque Basement. Comments/Enlarge See all
