You know that moment when you're trying to break up with a girl and you keep backing down and being like "Sure, OK," but then you just go "Look, Amanda, it's done. Deal." and it hits you that you're finally free? That must be what heaven feels like, but times forever. Comments/Enlarge See all
This is like when male crusties get that Maori facial tattoo that looks like a goatee and they don’t know it means “married woman.” This is a great hippie costume and everything, guy, but you realize you are in drag, right? You are a fucking Earth Tranny.
