The art of seduction is based on making subtle metaphors relating to sexual intercourse. If that fails, whack her on the ass with a plank of wood like your dick’s on fire and you’re trying to put out the flames. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Is there anything sadder than people who are actually ashamed about their sexual hangups? It's 2010, people! If there's anything we should have learned from the homos by now, it's to be loud and proud about the things that make you want to scream jizz out of your peeholes. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
