“Normal” people diss “hipsters” for wearing “skinny jeans” but I’d rather have my dick and balls crushed to death by a Cheap Mondays delivery truck than be seen alive IN these over-designed, gay back-pocketed, distressed atrocities worn by 75 per cent of the male “normal” population. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If wizened New England history professor isn't in the cards, this is what I'm shooting for at age 80. Somewhere in between the mechanic that comes with a PlayMobil garage set and the last face you see on the highway before the chainsaw comes crashing through the windshield. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
