Always check the footwear before approaching a crazy. Knowing the difference between two different colored Chucks and a pair of filth-encrusted boxing boots is the kind of thing that may one day save you from a 20-minute lecture on the color of horses’ souls. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Dear girls, short hair is for old ladies trying to hide their imminent baldness. We are attracted to characteristics that emphasize our differences. You can grow longer hair than us and we like that so please do it! Stop fucking with the formula and coming up with all these sassy new looks. They make you look like a weird boy. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
