We’d like to see an ultimate steel-cage death match between shorts with high heels and summer dresses with sneakers. You wouldn’t even know who to root for.
While chickenshit hipsters desperately cling to their jeans-and-blazers uniform (remember when Jello said, “Not since the Nazis have so many people been convinced to look exactly the same”?), there are real scientists out there taking risks and trying out dangerous experiments like, “What if I put a bunch of Japanese stuff on my head?” Scoff all you want, but this is exactly how they found a cure for Lou Gehrig's disease.
