DOS & DON'TS

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  This girl is pretty and everything but her whole shit is so hip-hop-diva-MTV- keepin’-it-real she needs to be advertising Pepsi or something.
  
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  DOs & DON'Ts

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  “Ladybug, ladybug, fly away home” before we kidnap your children and commit them to a foster home run by a kiddie-porn ring (it’d be better for them than what you’re doing to their brains now).
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  DOs & DON'Ts