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  So you did that and you’re all serious about it like we don’t notice that you’re a grown ass man who spent $150 “rocking out” his hair?
  
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  This girl looks like she was grafted together from every prepubescent boner I got at swim practice, PE class, and midnight screenings of my mom’s copy of Cher Fitness.
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