“Dear blog about my awful life,
We had a party to celebrate the six-week anniversary of Mary’s erotica website and it ruled. Steve and Billy baked these hilarious cock cupcakes and they were a huge hit, especially with all the decaying old prunes who made up 89 percent of the guests.” Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
Here’s one thing us guys with no sisters will never get. How can you not want to fuck them—at all. Like, if you had a sister that looked like this and you walked into her room and she’s putting on long white socks how can it not just flash through your mind even for one second?
