Letting your husband take pictures of your splayed rubber cavern of a vagina getting impaled by a giant purple dildo in the middle of a busy highway for him to post on message boards as a last-ditch concession to keep him from leaving you for the 20-year-old stripper he goes to see every night must be exhausting. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
If this guy can seduce her he is a stud but if he actually gets her home and can fuck her without killing her, he’s a genius.
