You meet him on a boardwalk in some dumpy beach town, he knows everybody and everything, he can get you great seafood salad or help you find coke. If he ever migrated to a big city he’d end up on a food line waiting for a hot meal, but in this crappy seaside hamlet he is the goddamn mayor. Also, if you squint your eyes he looks like a MILF. Comments/Enlarge See all
If you want your Gran to stop being such an old-fashioned prude just find a way to get her out of the house and show her what kids are into these days, like taking her to a hardcore show or one of those emo sex-parties she keeps hearing about.
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