Maybe you should forget about the lap dance and start thinking about a LAP BAND! In all seriousness though, take care of yourself. Obesity is a killer. RIP Nate Dogg. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
When Ashton Kutcher was trying to convince Three 6 Mafia to stop fucking whores and go for “real girls,” he meant this Brooklyn house-party type. They wear dirty shoes and keep forgetting to put on makeup, which is precisely why you want to go eat eggs with them the next morning instead of chewing your arm off.
