Buddy, I’m not one to talk when it comes to sexual hang-ups, but if getting off requires a homemade floor costume, explanatory cards for people who step on you, and showing up to the party 15 minutes before everyone else just so you can set up shop, you might want to consider what led you beyond the realm of squirting Lebanese bukkake milfs. Comments/Enlarge See all
Dude, I understand you barely got any sleep last night (and even if you did, a 12 hour shift at The Peach Pit is exhausting). But you are scaring me. Can you please close your eyes when you sleep? You’re making me feel like Pol Pot. Comments/Enlarge See all
