Do NOT stop, guy. I know you’re telling yourself that she’s losing interest and you need to shift down to smoother gears, but that is guy logic. Just keep doing exactly what you’re doing all the way back to her place and don’t shut that amped up mouth until it’s filled with her tongue. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
When we made our third wish “To make Goofy a real guy,” we were kind of bummed to see it happen. Then he goes, “What did you expect? Goofy’s a fucking idiot,” and that changed it all around.
