Driving in a mask is way awesomer than just wearing one on the street because people only see you for a split second and they’re not sure if they saw you or not and that makes them crap their pants way more than when they can focus on the thing.
Willy the Vampire Slayer here knows that it’s not just garlic that nightwalkers fear. A greasy, matted fake fur jacket that looks like my grandmother’s carpet is also anathema to the undead. Comments/Enlarge See all