This is like when male crusties get that Maori facial tattoo that looks like a goatee and they don’t know it means “married woman.” This is a great hippie costume and everything, guy, but you realize you are in drag, right? You are a fucking Earth Tranny.
Wearing glasses that are so big for your face you look like a drunk retard is great because it weeds out the dickheads and restricts the party to just smart and fun people.
