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  On the other hand, if you’re a Micronesian Chewbacca who’s never seen snow, you might want to consider something a little more layered and you-sized than this unless you’re studying to be a laugh therapist.
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  If two chicks making out in front of a nightclub gives you an erection or a topic of conversation for the rest of the week, you probably don稚 have the internet. The only public girl-on-girl action that gets me hard these days involves topless Japanese girls, three to four quarts of milk, and a whole lot of them barfing on each other.
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