Don’t feel guilty guy. This is exactly what you’re supposed to do when you come into a lot of cash: Wake up at 5PM, assemble a uniform of leftover party scraps, and devote the better part of the day to figuring out who “that chick with the weird eyes” was from last night.
The summer will be here soon and so will rooftop parties and beer on a boat and meeting that new girl that’s so hot the crack of her ass takes about an hour and a half to finish sniffing.