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He made his bangs out of red tracing paper, cut his waist off then handcuffed it to himself, and made a scarf out of a cheetah skin draft-guard. Congratulations Pierre Pirou. You just became Monsieur LeCrab’s trusty sidekick.
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sofia, on Dec 17 2008 07:00:44 AM wrote:
did anyone noticed the shoes?!
i just can't believe this guy is portugueseeeeeeeee
PLEASE COME BACK TO PORTUGALL!!we need you man.
Date: May 31 2008 02:16:40 AM
Author: Ana
This guy is the epitamy of what I truly wish all my professors were like before they were teaching and still possessed some hipness.
Date: May 27 2008 02:18:57 PM
Author: ©
sCORe ONE FOr the SkinNY, NoN-Gap, crowd. That is some serious style...and the comment below is very, very, true. He's like a latin Waldo...LOVE IT.!!!!
Subject: Doh!
Date: Dec 19 2007 04:09:47 PM
Author: ©
I bet cha the chick thought the picture was of her...little did she know...it was all about lil man with cuffs for suspenders. They're grrrreat.
Subject: the girl
Date: Nov 24 2007 06:31:48 PM
Author: yoyo
in the front is a fucking B-A-B-E.
Subject: too radical for me
Date: Oct 31 2007 08:54:17 AM
Author: esteban
the girl on the right's look of indignation sums up my feelings. too bad she looks like shit too.
Subject: J'ADORE
Date: Sep 25 2007 09:58:37 AM
Author: Rebecca Brianceau
THIS GUY ROCKS MY BLACK AND WHITE SOCKS.
Keep on Rockin' in a Free WORLD.
holla
Subject: myself
Date: Aug 09 2007 08:50:51 PM
Author: filipe vintena
well vice has got one thing rigth, i was born in france lol so you can say i'm french(even thou my parents are portuguese but who cares eny way lol)I read all the coments, some were funy, some busted my ego(thanks)and some were a bit disturbing ( like why would you want to betme up). eny way it was hilarius to see myself in vice(and all my friends said at least your in the do's)hou and to thous complaning about the smirnoff, they diren't have champagne and the percentage of whisky they put in a drink in tORONTO is just hilarius(wat the hell are you supose to do with that little sample honey i
Subject: 'yourmum'
Date: Aug 06 2007 04:22:49 PM
Author: chdlb
it doesnt look like he cares about personal hygiene, fashion, mental or financial stability, morals etc...ahhh, you shut the fuck up .
Subject: shutup
Date: Aug 01 2007 03:44:59 PM
Author: yourmum
i see this guy all the time and he is cool , he is always alone i don't think he has any friends ( I'm sure a lot of toronto hippsteres would hang out with him just cause he is weird)
i don't think he cares much about you social bullshit, so shut the fuck up.
Subject: magical
Date: Jul 31 2007 09:26:22 PM
Author: elf
Hahahaha!!! You'll never catch this magical beer elf, he's too quick for you!!!
Subject: Just
Date: Jul 31 2007 08:39:47 AM
Author: bemused by your shite
does not make any sense.
Go.. read some more.. apart from Charles Bukowski as you have already read that twice.
Subject: I know
Date: Jul 27 2007 07:56:56 PM
Author: dont tell me
she looks like " I know, dont make me turn around."
Subject: shaved
Date: Jul 27 2007 04:44:48 AM
Author: pussy
the girl in the foreground looks like britney spears
Subject: I'm ...
Date: Jul 26 2007 07:02:54 PM
Author: ... alarmed ...
... by the cut down pants phenomena, very Tokyo "don't". But I guess with out them he's just a Culture Club bass player knock off. Just don't go to the strip joint or tea dance w/ him. Something alarming may develop.
Subject: How to stay single
Date: Jul 26 2007 05:38:23 PM
Author: Chairman Blank
Not only does he look like a jackass he's also drinking Smirnoff Ice. Wow this guy is just a complete package aint' he?
Subject: underpants
Date: Jul 26 2007 04:07:17 PM
Author: of this comment
I have those underpants. They were $12 at H&M. Does that make me a "Do" or is he now a "Don't" ?
Subject: are you serious?
Date: Jul 26 2007 09:02:59 AM
Author: are you serious?
fhc are fucking serious? no way, are you some sort of scientist or something? i wanna see your thesis paper for that groundbreaking proposal
Subject: ALSO
Date: Jul 26 2007 08:46:09 AM
Author: Virgo
Also: A fine DO will often wear the clothes everybody else rejects @ Goodwill. While typical clueless types will seek 50's check shirts and 70's printed sundresses, the ultimate VICE DO will find a way to wear Vision Streetwear tees and Bongo jeans. The Do is an 80's scrap scavenger, always seeking to impress with the subtlest reference to their own and their older sibling's childhood.
Subject: FHC comment below
Date: Jul 26 2007 08:41:45 AM
Author: Virgo
I agree but there is another element: Grime. All dos have noticeable traces of dirt on their faces and/or on their clothes. Even the "hot chick" do obviously only washes her hair every four days. I'm reminded of the do, awhile back, with a baby and Chanel boots. The boots were scuffed. Or the Asian girl in Judi Rosen jeans: She had oily skin and hair. So, therefore, Wasted+Dirty=DO.
Subject: uhh...
Date: Jul 25 2007 10:15:17 PM
Author: ameriTrash
the composition of this picture is exquisite. the way his small, frail figure is framed by two substantial americans references Titian's "pesaro madonna"--his hat creates a golden glow about his visage like a halo...
Subject: zomg
Date: Jul 25 2007 04:39:47 PM
Author: thug mcgraw
i wanna headbutt this guy into the next dimension and empty his Zima allover his face
Subject: um. i get it. where can i buy some crack
Date: Jul 25 2007 04:36:26 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
You know how every once in a while someone decides they've found THE magic "do" formula Post-It noted to all the VICE staff cubicles and write some inane list? But the list is always full of contradictions with other do's? I've got it now, suckers.
The magic "do" formula has nothing to do with what you are actually wearing, but how well it prepares you for a wasted night out. Look at this guy, he's a total fucking crackhead.
Every "do" is either wasted, about to get wasted, or the day after wasted.
Think about it.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 25 2007 04:34:42 PM
Author: Hot.
If you steal the handcuffs, he will have to go home, or he'll be holding his pants up all night.
Subject: The continuing adventures of Monsieur Le
Date: Jul 25 2007 03:28:55 PM
Author: eternally gratefull if
Can we please have that comic made a reality?!
For serious.
Subject: sour diesel
Date: Jul 25 2007 03:02:53 PM
Author: yowza
the amount of thought that went into that outfit amazes me. you can tell this is something he spent his entire afternoon on and then, after donning his costume, spent a few hours admiring himself in the mirror while listening to really good french house and smoking cigarettes.
Subject: francois...
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:56:03 PM
Author: ameriTrash
maybe leCrab could make him put on a french maid outfit and he could be madame leCrab...
Subject: hello
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:46:44 PM
Author: mc fly
I consider myself a non-violent person, but I really want to punch that guy in the teeth. Santa Cruz Earth Muffin wedgie waiting to happen.
Subject: sharp
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:40:11 PM
Author: Josh
the little boy briefs are key. I have a Jefferson says she paid at least $40 for them.
Subject: His Royal Fruitness
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:12:06 PM
Author: BB Wahling
Fag, what more can one say?
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:04:10 PM
Author: Hargus
He is drinking a mikes hard.
Subject: shitcorpse ken doll
Date: Jul 25 2007 12:05:08 PM
Author: chdlb
when u cant score any brown sugar i guess youve always got your cheap and nasty vodka 'mixers' to ease the pain and of course lame friends to dress you up as their favourite wigger cartoon characters
Subject: Vane$$a
Date: Jul 25 2007 11:42:18 AM
Author: The Burnout
sugah baby make me go hah cha cha...
Subject: do do
Date: Jul 25 2007 11:14:28 AM
Author: poopie pants
do = do do
do = dog do do
do = poo
Subject: Okay...
Date: Jul 25 2007 10:36:20 AM
Author: RILWAN K
Well deserved DO...
Subject: sidekick
Date: Jul 25 2007 10:30:44 AM
Author: stephen
haha, he is!
Subject: Confession Time
Date: Jul 25 2007 09:26:55 AM
Author: Vane$$a
I'm looking at this while while sitting in my cubicle and listening to Psychoticbumpschool on Stretchin' Out in Bootsy's Rubber band. I also forgot to wear panties today. Ooopsy daisy I must be crazy.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:58:22 AM
Author: iik
limp-wristed retard
Subject: sucker
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:52:53 AM
Author: Ginny
i bet he could suck a golfball through a garden hose.
Subject: regret
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:50:20 AM
Author: raymitheminx.blogspot.com
he'll regret destroying those pants.
Subject: poof
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:46:40 AM
Author: henrietta
someone should teach this poof how to throw a football.
Subject: MAN
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:37:54 AM
Author: JAZZMAN
These Mr. Crab captions are good.
Ah..Crabie. I would play with the quartet an my friend would serve a bit of fromage and wine and we would smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke and smoke HASH.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:35:38 AM
Author: HOT.
Nice hat though.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:30:03 AM
Author: HOT.
Le "clown" de francais?
Subject: puta
Date: Jul 25 2007 08:04:30 AM
Author: meldinn
girl in front's a douche fo sho.
Subject: That Girl
Date: Jul 25 2007 06:12:17 AM
Author: Mikhail
I want the girl in the foreground's genes in my future lineage. Also, can we get some sort of Johnny Ryan visual back up on this cartoon idea?
Subject: end the mag already
Date: Jul 25 2007 05:04:11 AM
Author: skimpy
vice, your writing really fucking sucks now
Subject: not me
Date: Jul 25 2007 04:40:29 AM
Author: me
yeah that chick is pretty fuckin foxy, you can tell her i said so.
Subject: hey
Date: Jul 25 2007 02:31:34 AM
Author: tt
how bout the chick in the foreground? not bad huh?
Subject: LeCrab
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:31:56 AM
Author: emilie w
loving the 'LeCrab' gigg. he should have a whole troup
Subject: its the look on their faces that is the
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:01:16 AM
Author: fee
final touch
Subject: thx
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:00:30 AM
Author: fee
great pic makes me feel good somehow
Subject: uh radical
Date: Jul 25 2007 12:57:17 AM
Author: kthizz
surfaid kicks too. radical bro
Subject: Il Siento...
Date: Jul 25 2007 12:06:08 AM
Author: Raffi
That guy is crusty enough to be in the Simpsons.
Verdad Issue. Pls.
Subject: eric bogosian
Date: Jul 25 2007 12:04:35 AM
Author: eric bogosian
yeah, i don't know about this one but smirnoff ice is a don't in my book...he does look like he's fun to hang around with tho
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