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Today being a teenager means corny piercings and punk women’s hair on MySpace, so it’s best to take it back to when the whole notion began in the early 50s and become the very first teenager.
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Date: Jun 03 2008 09:15:03 PM
Author: lemooj
as would i .
Date: May 11 2008 10:35:31 PM
Author: Jenny
I'd hit it.
Date: Apr 22 2008 07:15:17 PM
Author: diana likey
get me this guy's number asap. you want blowjobs three times a day? done. breakfast in bed plus blowjob 7 days a week? you want me to work so you can stay home and get high and listen to frankie valli? DONE AND DONE.
Date: Mar 20 2008 08:43:18 PM
Author: Obsessed
I think I'm in love
Subject: Awesome
Date: Feb 15 2008 04:03:20 PM
Author: Awesome
Where do you get pants like that?
Seriously - I'm asking. Cus whenever I try to get a pair like that I end up looking like a fucking tool.
Subject: s
Date: Feb 03 2008 02:38:30 PM
Author: d
Duh. of all people to make fun of, vice picks a guy in a white t-shirt, pants, and converse. the most normal, accepted, generic even, looking guy to make of fun of?
ya know what i mean? retarded vice..
Subject: ...
Date: Jan 31 2008 10:10:13 PM
Author: ...
I dig it.
Subject: Charles Manson reference
Date: Oct 31 2007 08:51:18 AM
Author: esteban
whenever I see dudes like this (and I sort of look like this) I always think "you're that dude in the car that the manson family killed first." I just can't stop making that connection.
Subject: male patterns
Date: Oct 28 2007 11:58:52 AM
Author: brian
this dude aint no teenager. check his hairline. he's got grey around the temples. but so what. teenagers suck nowadays. teen girls are like haggard old sluts now and teen boys are like whiny girls.
Subject: Yo
Date: Oct 28 2007 08:36:57 AM
Author: Wess-siiide !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check the tat of the harlequin on his right arm
what do you make of it?
"IRONY"
Subject: fnord
Date: Sep 28 2007 12:30:46 PM
Author: fnord
ahhh!
so lovely
and pure
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 02 2007 07:57:38 PM
Author: laura
he looks great! i love it. simple and elegant. want to hug on him.
Subject: Dunks...
Date: Aug 29 2007 06:04:15 PM
Author: RILWAN K
Dunks, Dunks, Dunks, and only Dunks
Quoted VICE readers
Don't Believe the Hype, just follow it...
Subject: Chucks
Date: Aug 28 2007 09:09:09 AM
Author: René
If no one is wearing Chucks any more, what are people wearing?
I didn't know other forms of footwear existed.
Subject: lame
Date: Jul 17 2007 01:56:01 PM
Author: emo is as homo as rocka billy
is this what happens when this dudes boyfriend takes a pic of his mate ?
fuck man what "dont" u "do" me a big fave and kill yer self.
Subject: elegant
Date: Jul 16 2007 07:47:29 PM
Author: raku ga
remember when we beat this dude up as kids? wait, i beat you up too.
Subject: uh
Date: Jul 13 2007 10:26:55 PM
Author: so
I'd hit it, but he'd have to lose the chucks. Sorry dudes, they're played out.
Subject: doofus
Date: Jul 13 2007 02:50:40 PM
Author: amy
this guy is gross...what a dork...
Subject: Yeah..
Date: Jul 13 2007 02:29:49 PM
Author: M.
I'd do him. Gotta keep the glasses on and lose the shoes, though.
Subject: converse
Date: Jul 13 2007 02:15:09 PM
Author: kinga
converse were bought out by nike so that automatically makes it a big fat DON'T. plus only chicks wear them so this guy is a double-don't.
Subject: anus
Date: Jul 13 2007 01:28:48 PM
Author: gwen
He looks like anus....
Subject: tees
Date: Jul 13 2007 12:57:55 PM
Author: moi
plain white tees rule
Subject: what the hell?
Date: Jul 13 2007 12:12:13 PM
Author: snejana onopka
Converse shoes are always a don't. Fuck, man.
Subject: nailed it, nemo
Date: Jul 12 2007 11:19:15 PM
Author: bolo
i wouldnt be caught dead at paso, see, i'm death metal now, always have been...
Subject: ehhh...
Date: Jul 12 2007 09:46:48 PM
Author: Nemo
"skaterbilly". There's better lookin'examples out there than this cheesedick. They're all wearing Vans now-I guess he didn't get the memo at Paso Robles.
Subject: yes
Date: Jul 12 2007 09:24:29 PM
Author: skinny girl
Corny piercings & Myspace hair are why I dated older men in high school.
Subject: delicate guy
Date: Jul 12 2007 02:51:51 PM
Author: Betty Boo
he looks so delicate. i couldn't date a "guy" like this....
Subject: yes
Date: Jul 12 2007 01:39:39 PM
Author: abigail
I want him.
Subject: His Royal Fruitness
Date: Jul 12 2007 09:11:51 AM
Author: Reeba
i bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.....
Subject: Sausage sniper
Date: Jul 11 2007 02:33:16 PM
Author: pete d
this guy looks like a sausage sniper I once knew that went off the deep end and tried to smuggle 12 pounds of hotdogs
from Key Wesy up his arse.....
Subject: this guy looks like a wimp
Date: Jul 11 2007 02:16:04 PM
Author: Mr.Lint
what this guy looks like is... a guy i know, ex military sniper who went to jail cuz he went loco and held swat at bay all night. scary guy, white t and dickies, looks just like this guy. dont let the smooth taste fool ya.
Subject: panderpanderpander
Date: Jul 11 2007 01:33:52 PM
Author: wonky soup
pander to us today then, why put off what you can do today till tomorrow, Loser.
Subject: No real man should
Date: Jul 11 2007 12:19:13 PM
Author: give a flying fuck
about what women want them to look like.
The day I pander to you insane, fickle stupid cunts is the day I slit my throat.
Subject: Jeff's comment
Date: Jul 11 2007 11:48:31 AM
Author: angie
No Jeff- the ladies don't love this look
Subject: kitten
Date: Jul 11 2007 08:59:15 AM
Author: catherine
he looks like a wounded kitten...so delicate ans sensitive
Subject: this guy
Date: Jul 11 2007 04:21:51 AM
Author: Jeff
Chucks and crisp Dickies should equal a don't but the ladies love it so I guess us guys with the berkenstocks and track pants lose
Subject: mmmm
Date: Jul 10 2007 10:48:59 PM
Author: mmmm
dad!
Subject: he's attempting to look as inconspicuous
Date: Jul 10 2007 10:34:11 PM
Author: as all possible- he fails utterly to do
he prolly has a ginormous penis inked on his back- but the white tee shows great fashion sense- it wholly alleviates the particularly noxious and uncomfortable situation completely, that being his predilection or persuasion- he looks the type to own it though.
Subject: hmmmm...
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:51:59 PM
Author: i wonder
If this guy is a teenager no wonder I still get ID'd at 25! I would easily take his obvious (though groomed) facial hair, receding hairline, and not to mention the beer in the bar... to mean that he is at least old enough to be a PHD student?
Subject: T-shirts in the "Do's"
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:49:16 PM
Author: puba
I would've pegged this as a don't because of the T-shirt and sneakers thing, which seems too 'blah' for Vice. I guess he did it right by having restraint with regards to jewelry/hair (although he does have a tat-though maybe that pushed him over the edge).
It's almost like they just put people in the do's and dont's on a whim. Garf.
Subject: !
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:48:36 PM
Author: Skweekah
With a mouth like that it looks as if this guy eats more crotch than roast beef. Go figure...
Subject: a
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:11:54 PM
Author: I remember when I was a kid
I was 16 and not 6'7 :( I hate being tall and goofey! :|
Subject: yup
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:04:11 PM
Author: c_lin
Your just retarded
Subject: PLEASE
Date: Jul 10 2007 05:36:34 PM
Author: HELP ME!!!!!
Am I just retarded or did Vice remove the back issues section? I am looking for those city guides...
Subject: now thats what i call a white tshirt
Date: Jul 10 2007 05:16:36 PM
Author: m&ms
his arm is nasssty..one looks normal,the other looks like its dying
Subject: -
Date: Jul 10 2007 05:10:11 PM
Author: tom
wasnt it enough for that nikki guy to be a Dont and constantly talked about?now vice are enjoying the odd bitch about him aswell.nice.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 10 2007 04:14:49 PM
Author: .
nice swipe at nikki9lives vice
Subject: ..
Date: Jul 10 2007 03:55:42 PM
Author: ..
too bad the "first teenager" is like 35 and going bald.
Subject: unsung un ripped wimp
Date: Jul 10 2007 03:01:57 PM
Author: riego divera
I bet this wimpoid can break a chopstick in half with those mini biceps, eventually.
Subject: Mr Meek
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:42:24 PM
Author: Suzi Quatro
I want to be man handled and I don't think Mr. Softie
over here has the tools to git 'er done.
Subject: Cry
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:39:18 PM
Author: Shelly R
i bet he cried when he got that tattoo....
Subject: Pencil Neck
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:36:54 PM
Author: Cheryl H.
i agree with Cheryl H....he does look kind of wimpy and fey.
You can gimme a scruffy man in a flannel shirt, jeans and work boots any day over this pencil neck.
Subject: gay sex is never boring, breeder!
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:52:33 PM
Author: bolo
" waa vane$$a save me! leather tuscadero and jenny picalo's hurting my feelings!"
Subject: your sis will fall in love w/ moi
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:29:19 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino
"bolo"
Isn't that the Sanskrit word for boring gay sex?
Subject: im kinda skinny in a chubby way...
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:22:40 PM
Author: bolo
his arms are kinda ripped in a skinny way, heh heh...calm down, wimpy, before i have my sister beat you up.
Subject: hmm
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:00:49 PM
Author: mmm
looks like he'd fuck like one of my old boyfriends used to. all push-ups style on his tippy toes. rigid as a board. i'd still do him tho...
Subject: this guy
Date: Jul 10 2007 11:15:35 AM
Author: ...
is as old as two teenagers.
Subject: the cooze below
Date: Jul 10 2007 10:37:09 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino
Look at his arms you bitch. Okay so he's not Mike Tyson, but you can tell he's kinda ripped in a skinny way. I hate it when women talk about men being wimps. You're at your absolute fucking worst when that $h!t hurls out of your mouth. What are you supposed to be, some kind of Pinkie Tuscadero?
Subject: wimpy
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:55:27 AM
Author: cheryl H.
he looks king of wimpy to me. i wonder if he knows
how to throw a football....
Subject: teenager?
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:52:24 AM
Author: scroobius
That guy is 50. If I saw him at a party I would push him to the ground and stand over him. Since when is dressing like ashley simpson a DO?
Subject: I went to college
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:49:17 AM
Author: Vane$$a
It goes too far with the Malcolm X glasses, I'm sick of those things, but I like the rest of the look, especially his decision to culturally recombine with the tattoo. Very post modern. Is he azn?
Subject: teen
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:29:45 AM
Author: Joey
they say the term teenager started in the 30s and 40s but I don't think it was accepted as a concept until Rebel Without a Cause. That was the day Young Adult became Teenager.
Subject: ALWAYS
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:25:10 AM
Author: JAZZMAN
WE WROTE THAT 50's STUFF
Subject: 1999
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:20:36 AM
Author: is in the building
GAP chic
Subject: chucks
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:18:36 AM
Author: Jeff
What's with everyone and chucks? Enough already.
Subject: oksanna
Date: Jul 10 2007 09:05:13 AM
Author: Franny
ok - except for the tattoo
Subject: sigh
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:34:20 AM
Author: raymitheminx.blogspot.com
so jealous
Subject: ?
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:28:43 AM
Author: e
WHO KNOWS THIS GUY'S MYSPACE
Subject: yeah
Date: Jul 10 2007 08:25:07 AM
Author: underground 50's sex culture
he is way hotter in minimal fifties clothes than he'd be in just about anything else. Avg looking folk need to take note.
Subject: On paper.
Date: Jul 10 2007 07:40:12 AM
Author: Nikki9Lives
This is a swell idea but if you drink rum like me then the white shirt fast becomes the white shirt coated in stains until I end up looking like my father.
So dressing like a teenager from the fifties is good only when you aren't thirty or when you aren't drinking brown colored liquor.
And only pinkos can touch that vodka piss, as long as we are keeping up with the times and then all of the sudden I'm really glad no one ever bothers to read any of this comment shit.
Subject: concur
Date: Jul 10 2007 06:39:25 AM
Author: indeedy!
i , too. it was a shameless bid to get this far. it's reprehensible, surely- or is it?
Subject: uh
Date: Jul 10 2007 06:22:05 AM
Author: yup
i concur
Subject: uh
Date: Jul 10 2007 04:16:47 AM
Author: walk
He's playing it safe- which, these days, is probably the easiest way to get into the "DO's".
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 10 2007 03:30:50 AM
Author: Rojeanne
hottest guy ever
Subject: mr pink when he
Date: Jul 10 2007 03:20:36 AM
Author: really was mr pink
steve buscemi- trying to be all cool too- whatta actor!
Subject: pit stains
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:06:30 AM
Author: grover
true true... just be careful of pit stains in a white tee.
Subject: sign of armageddon
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:06:13 AM
Author: bolo
an asian chick dont, now a california do...next will be a swarm of locust followed by a guy in a robe riding a pale horse...
Subject:
Date: Jul 10 2007 02:04:25 AM
Author:
that's a teenager?
Subject: guy
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:43:44 AM
Author: name
i like it. thats all. pretty simple, but whatever. why mess with a good look?
Subject: grassy knollin'
Date: Jul 10 2007 01:13:09 AM
Author: Leela
He looks like he's ready to go all Charles Whitman. It's weirdly sexy.
Subject: aka
Date: Jul 10 2007 12:21:41 AM
Author: kpa
rockabilly? really
Subject: boring'est ever
Date: Jul 10 2007 12:09:26 AM
Author: no lie
nice tat, jimmy dean- rebel withoutta faux pas'
Subject: yes
Date: Jul 10 2007 12:05:24 AM
Author: sarah
love the glasses.
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